Friday, December 01, 2006

The longest comment ever

Chris,

I can only apologise, I'm very sorry you feel so violated, but I do recommend you remove the buttplug, they're not supposed to be premanent.

Span.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes very true. My previous comment was only meant in jest but i'll stop being an uptight moronic idiot & get that butt plug removed sharpish and get my foot from out my mouth. Actually maybe i should keep the foot where it is, so that i don't make any further stupid comments.

Sorry mate.

SpanAir said...

You are completely forgiven

Anonymous said...

But, back on topic, did you enjoy yourself?

Anonymous said...

Hey you need a girlfriend of your own to ask questions like that!

Jesus Man!

Anonymous said...

Even if I did have a girlfriend, I don't think she'd ask Span questions like that.

Anonymous said...

And yet you would.

Anonymous said...

Tch. Wasn't Span accusing Chris of being a prude?

Anonymous said...

There's being a prude, and there's being inappropriate.

Anyone for anymore?

How about a few questions about my bowel movements? Or a in depth discussion on the best practices of squeezing zits?

No?...theres a surprise ;)

Mochinbach said...

OOOH!

Anonymous said...

Surely, though, if you had a blog, and posted an entry about your brand new toilet, and that you were going to be using the toilet that night, and that you were looking forward to the experience of using said toilet, you'd *expect* to get a comment that said, "So, did you enjoy using your new toilet that you were looking forward to using?"

Would you then cry foul and insist that discussing your bowel movements is inappropriate even when it was you who brought them up in the first place?

Anyway.

Anonymous said...

You're a dick