Friday, July 14, 2006

Answerphone message left by my mum about two hours before 4 people stood and watched a 70yr old consultant insert 80cm of camera into my virgin anus

"Hello Hannah, it's Mummy... just phoning to say good luck for today, Now I've been thinking about it and I would say that sedation is mostly provided to old people, small children, and men, so you shouldn't have any, ok then? Love you."

So I didn't.

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