First of all she spoke to Glenn and all I heard was;
Glenn: “Hello… Oh hi!... You alright? You’re having a nice time then?... Yeah I bet it is… URGH! Oh that’s just… I mean… Talk to Hannah, talk to Hannah”
So he passed the phone to me with a face like he’d just cleared the gunk out of the drain on the patio.
Me: Hi
Mum: Hello, it’s Mummy, how are you?
Me: I’m well thank you, are you having a nice time?
Mum: Yes, it’s beautiful here, and I’ve just told Glenn that your father is naked in the swimming pool.
Me: URGH! Mum! Well no wonder he’s having to hold back the wretching… Mum! We’ve got to get into that pool next week!!
Mum: Oh don’t worry, it gets cleaned every morning, and the filter system is on.
Me: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHY THE FILTER SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT WHILE MY FATHER IS NAKED IN A SWIMMING POOL.
Mum: hee hee….
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