The phone rings, so I pick it up...
Me: Hello
Him: Hello is that Hannah?
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Him: This is C from XXX, I emailed you yesterday about whether you can get involved in a project we're doing at Y but you haven't responded.
Me: No, I'm sorry I didn't get it until late last night and I'm actually working on the isle of wight today so I'm a little busy.
Him; Yes, I know where you are, I rang R and found out.
Me: Oh
Him: So can you attend a meeting on the 9th?
Me: I'm afraid that's a little short notice as today is the 8th and I have to be somewhere else tomorrow. Also, I'm actually going off work for about 8 weeks next week so if this project is getting off the ground earlier than that you might want to look for someone else.
Him: Are you having a hysterectomy?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Are. you. having. a. hysterectomy?
Me: Er, no.
Him; My wife's just had one.
Me: Right, I see, I'm er, sorry about that... but I'm not having one.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, quite sure.
Him: Women's things though is it?
Me: It's personal.
Him: Right, well I'll see when we were looking for you to get involved and let you know.
Me: Ok, right, thanks.
Him: Bye
Me: Bye.
Me: Fucking lunatic.
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See, the conversation should have gone something like this:
Him: Are you having a hysterectomy?
You: Are you having a vasectomy? Because you'll get one if you don't stop asking personal questions.
That would have shut him up.
Oh man, you spoke to Charles?
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