Saturday, July 21, 2007

Conversation in a book shop

Sales Assistant: Excuse me sir, can I help you?

Glenn: No thank you.

SA: Can I ask if you have come in today to buy the new Harry Potter?

G: Yep.

SA: Did you pre-order a copy?

G: Nope.

SA: Well sir, that's ok because we have plenty for those who didn't pre-order them, can I help you to find one?

G: Nope.

SA: Are you sure?

G: Do you see the book in my hand?

SA: Yes sir.

G: The one that says 'Harry Potter' on the front?

SA: Ah, yes sir, I can see that.

G: I managed to find that from the table loaded with about 200 other ones right by the entrance.

SA: ok, enjoy your book sir.

Me: I'd like to leave now.

G: Oh really? WOULD YOU LIKE ANY HELP WITH THAT?

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