Me: Where the hell are we?
Amit: I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure bestiality is legal here.
Paul: You couldn’t do a job in a city if you lived out here.
Me: No one in a city would employ you if you told them you lived out here.
Matt: The distance between here and civilisation is why people who live in the country kill things.
Me: The distance between here and civilisation is why people who live in the country kill each other.
Amit: See that old lady shuffling along?
Me: Yep.
Amit: She’s off to film her guest spot in last of the summer wine.
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