Me: I'm just so fucking cold.
Her: Put the heating on then.
Me: It's not that, this office is populated by middle aged women who have to have the air conditioning on because 'they need the air'.
Her: Tell them you're too cold.
Me: Well I keep mentioning that it's cold but they just tell me I am younger than they are, I'll give them air, I've got a whole box of HRT at home, I should bring it in and spike their coffee with it, that'll warm them up.
Her: Wear warmer clothes.
Me: I'm going to dress like Scott of the fucking Antarctic tomorrow.
Her: Am trying to hold back giggles at the thought if Scott of the Antarctic in heels.
Me: Bet he had awesome legs.
Her: knobhead.
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