Me: Mother, are you wearing a rubber skirt?
Her: I am not!
Me: I think you are, I was looking at it in the church, that is definately some kind of rubber.
Her: I can assure you it isn't.
Me: Well you could wipe it clean that's for sure. You are a classy lady.
Later
Me: I think the baby is funny looking
Him: Yeah, bit of a squishy face and a big head.
Me: We were born to be parents.
Him: But only to babies who are quiet and normal looking.
Me: Of course.
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