Him - What did I get you for Christmas when we were together?
Me - Soap, are you very proud?
Him - Where from though?
Me - Molton Brown and Lush, it was fancy soap! Why?
Him - Still soap though! Sorry, I owe you an ironing board at least... Just trying to justify gifts I have given to loved ones.
Me - You're going to find it hard to justify soap, especially as I bought you Star Wars Lego toys, which is an incredible gift by anyones standards, and you never, ever told me you loved me.
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Him - I still have the Star Wars Lego toys.
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Me - I still have the Molton Brown gift bag.
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