Him - I'm in a silly mood today
Me - Why is that then?
Him - Dunno, doesn't matter, it's gone now.
Me - Ok, I'm a bit fed up today.
Him - I skinned my arm on the mattress this morning, they should put warning signs on those things.
Me - What, like; 'Beware! Mattress! DANGER!! DANGER!!'
Him - Yes, exactly like that, and you could put it next to the sign that you stole from the company party and hung above my side of the bed, the one that says 'Hannah's guest'.
Me - That's such a good idea! That way everybody who sleeps there willl know to be careful, aren't we good people? Always thinking of others.....
Him - No need Davis.
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