Thursday, June 02, 2005

Son of a bitch

The previous owner of the house now owned by myself and my other 'alf that is. Who has neglected to hand over all the keys to the house now owned by me and NO LONGER OWNED BY HIM.

This means that yesterday, I left work early, drove from Oxford to south Birmingham, collected what I thought were all the keys from the estate agent and then stood in the porch of my new home and COULD NOT GET IN.

Apparently he is very sorry and will be sending the extra keys recorded delivery tomorrow.

In the meantime I will spend the next two days thinking about how his mother SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.

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