It's the variety that makes it so very special.

Compare and contrast the following advise I was given today -

Person 1

Step 1: Walk out of the office and locate nearest vending machine.(Important - correct equipment - change us necessary) Step 2: select, from the vending machine, at least 2 very chocolatey items. Step3: Whilst walking back to office, consume first chocolatey item in full. Step 4: Log back into computer. Breathe deeply IN THROUGH THE NOSE filling yourself with air like when you sing (bell out!) Repeat a mantra outloud. Try. "I am calm, Confident, Happy and at ease" before exhaling completely; so that your whole body goes limp. That's good... Great job :) Step 5: Scoff other chocolatey item before 5pm.

Person 2

go back to your hotel, eat m&m's, drink wine and have a wank. sorted.

And I love both of these people more than words can say.